OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF
This kid needs a nobel prize
"Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life."
- Robin Sharma (via gezel)
(Source: pureblyss, via whycantwebestupidtogether)
"I’d like to fuck up as much as Columbus and have a day named after me."
- Kelly Oxford (via nevver)
parents: "let’s talk about your future"
(Source: hanukkahlewinsky, via beyoncesasshole)